will never forget how percy was at camp halfblood and everyone in the room was dyslexic and knew he was dyslexic and they still made this boy read out the great prophecy in front of the whole class, a prophecy that at least two people in the room knew by heart, and they let him stand there and say “a half-blood of the eldest dogs.” they set him up so bad.
a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So
me preparing myself for the beautiful manifestations of change & growth in my life: fuck yeah!!!!!!!!! :D hell yeah!!!!!!!! yessss!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!
me experiencing the grief & loss that comes with significant change: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
no one scoring in the england vs USA game is the funniest thing that could’ve happened. no one wins. everyone loses. earth’s most boring game happening over there for loserville and failureshire
